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Bungie’s Microtransactions #1 On PSN Rant, Destiny Rage Continues!

Bungie’s Silver packages are officially the top selling Add-on in the PlayStation Store. This, of course, makes absolute sense seeing as how these DANCES are well worth 20$ here and there, right? WRONG! If you are spending money on this garbage I feel really sorry for you. I feel sorry that you have to spend money on an in-game dance that should have been free FROM THE GODDAMN JUMP! Wake up people. Videogames are getting murdered and gamers are holding the smoking gun. The simple fact is that microtransactions are just the next logical evolution after Season Passes. They know this and are putting them in steady and slow so that everyone just comes to the same point where they are about Season Passes. “Oh well, all the games do this. It’s not a big deal”. GG on the murder, stepped away from the scene without leaving a single fingerprint.

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Posted by on October 31, 2015 in Video Games

 

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Batman Arkham Knight Critique & Review

So you’ve heard what I loved about Arkham Knight, now hear what we hated about Arkham Knight. I am joined once again by my little brother Chubbz and we go into all the things where we felt the game could have been much improved. Such as the Batmobile being entirely overused and stealing the focus away from other parts of the game that felt halfassed and cheap as a result. I touch on the difficulty of the game and how I felt like it was easier than the previous 2 by Rocksteady, and though I didn’t mention it in the game, I felt like it moved a few spaces too close to Arkham Origins for my liking.

Finally I talk about how the Scarecrow and Arkham Knight could have easily been replaced by Bane and his right hand man, Bird. I feel like it would’ve been so amazing to run the story of Bane breaking the Batman’s Back. Imagine the game starting back at Arkham Asylum where it all began. A massive prison break has just been orchestrated by an unknown man. It’s up to Batman to capture all the escapees and return calm to the city. But having been infected with the Joker’s blood once he begins to get mentally and physically exhausted from running around the city for a few days straight, the Joker begins to emerge from his subconscious. Same story except you remove the Scarecrow and Arkham Knight as the main antagonists and replace them with Bane and Bird. The Azrael missions then have an actual purpose as at the end of the game, instead of the weak ending we got, Batman gets his back broke in two and Azrael must finish the rest of the game and go to the final showdown with Bane. I also forgot to mention that the whole time that you are hunting down every escaped Arkham Inmate, Bane is killing a slew of hookers and branding them with the Bat Symbol, so the cops are also trying to get you.

Maybe I just expect too much but I feel like Arkham Knight was a weak ending to an explosive franchise. I wanted to be wowed beyond words, but ultimately only The Joker stuff did that, everything else just felt like filler. I recently began playing it again and found I was forcing myself to go through the boring uninteresting stuff, just so I could get to the parts I enjoyed. I got this same exact feeling in Arkham Origins. Anyway those are my thoughts and critique. Let me know what you guys thought and as always I hope you enjoyed yourselves. Thanks for watching and thanks for being so damn cute all the time!

 
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Posted by on October 28, 2015 in Video Games

 

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Styx Master of RAGE QUIT!! (Review)

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So here it is, the moment I said enough with Styx Master of Shadows! I deleted it after this clip and have only thought about going back a couple times, then I just rewatch this bullshit and it reminds me of why I quit in the first place. I was really enjoying it up to this point too, I mean I really liked the way Styx moved and loved the upgrade system. The graphics were good and the voice acting was just cheesy enough to be comical. Now that said let’s get into the nitty gritty of why I said fuck this game. First the map is atrocious. It seriously looked like a 4 year old had drawn it and I could never make heads or tails of where I was or where I was supposed to go, which up to this point had been fine because I hadn’t run across an encounter that I couldn’t bypass, even if I had to search for 10 mins for an alternate route. The sound was aweful. Even with my headset on with full surround sound, I could never tell if the footsteps I could hear were right around the corner or on an entirely different floor. I’m not a stealth game connoisseur, I admit, but I feel like it’s really kind of sorta important I know where the goddamn enemies are. So inevitably I would just wind up poking around till I got caught and that is how I would know where all the enemies were placed and that turned into an issue fairly early on seeing as the load screen takes about 20 seconds to finally get back to gameplay, just so I could poke a little further and find some more enemy placements with my death as the consequence… AND MORE LOAD SCREENS! I couldn’t help but be reminded of Bloodborne’s early load screens before they patched it but believe it or not those damn load times were faster than in Styx! Finally I hated the resource bar. Special skills that were oftentimes needed to complete a mission took up so much amber that if you didn’t happen to have any potions to refill you could maybe go invisible twice, if you had a full resource bar to begin with, and that is if you were lucky. More often than not you would be able to go invisible for a maximum of 5 secs just once and then you were screwed for the rest of the mission. Which brings me back to the issue of the toddler map. If I’m going to only have a 5 second window to bypass a certain encounter well I should be given a little goddamn heads up as to exactly where that is going to take place. I don’t want to have to restart mission after mission just because I used my invisibility too soon and ran out of amber and am therefore fucked later on in the mission. Beyond frustrating. There’s my critique of Styx Master of Shadows. Let me know if you think I was too harsh, not harsh enough or just simply fair in my opinion. Thanks for watching everyone and I hope you got some entertainment out of my Styx melt down! Stay awesome and smart and as always I love you guys!

 
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Posted by on October 26, 2015 in Video Games

 

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A Gamestop Employee Tried To HOSE ME!

Contained in this video is the true story of the last time I went to my local Gamestop. Everything stated here is true and explains the reason when Gamestop decided to close down a bunch of stores, the one in my town was picked for elimination. I only wanted to share this story so that maybe others will understand that if you let them, Gamestop will hose the shit out of you. Remember to always know what you are going to be buying and how much you are expected to pay for it. Thanks for watching everyone and I hope you got a little entertainment and maybe a smile or two out of this video. Stay awesome, stay sexy and stay smart friends! Love as always, Jaxxsin.

 
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Posted by on October 23, 2015 in Video Games

 

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Everything A Badass Needs To Know About Battleborn by Gearbox

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Hey everyone, I just wanted to make a quick video with information about Gearbox Studio’s newest game Battleborn. Battleborn will be available on PC, Xbox One and PlayStation 4 on February 9, 2016. I expect this game to kick ass, in fact it’s probably my most anticipated game right now, even over Fallout 4. Not saying Fallout isn’t going to rock balls, I’m just excited for a game that I can play with friends and also I am a huge fan of MOBA style PVP. Add to that Gearbox’s signature sense of humor and a full story mode and you have me sitting here with nips hard enough to cut through glass! Hope you guys enjoyed the video and got a little entertainment and information from it. Remember to just keep being as sexy as you already are you barrel of cute ass monkey muffucks! With love as always, Jaxxsinn.

 
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Posted by on October 22, 2015 in Video Games

 

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Rise of The Tomb Raider A.K.A. Lara Croft’s Big Head

Rise of The Tomb Raider drops on Xbox One on November 10th and with it comes 300 microtransactions in the form of expedition cards. You will be able to buy these with a currency that can be earned in game. These are just the dumbest kind of microtransactions in games and I personally feel like they are more geared towards kids, as I hope real gamers will be smart enough not to spend their hard earned money on a game that already costs 60$, or 90$ if you decide to by the Season Pass. I feel like we are going to be seeing these damn microtransactions pop up in all Triple A games. They don’t need the money guys. They are doing this because, as sad as it is, they know they are going to make a shitload of bonus cash off of people, not because they need to make more money off of their game. They see how successful these microtransactions have been in free to play games and within mobile gaming and see an opportunity to cash in on it as well. There is really only one way that we can fight this sort of shit and that is to simply not buy them. Sadly, however, I feel like even if a lot of us stand up to this kind of bullshit and deny them more of our cash, there will be plenty of people that do not fight it and instead sink extra money into this bullshit. I love you guys, hope you got some information and entertainment from this video. Keep being awesome everyone and as always stay smart.

 
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Posted by on October 22, 2015 in Video Games

 

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Star Wars Battlefront & YouTube Hypocrisy About Battlefront

All of my views on Star Wars Battlefront’s Season Pass and why I feel it is bullshit. Also I talk about hypocrisy on YouTube, you know like when someone bitches about Star Wars and EA selling a 50$ Season Pass, yet they give other games and publishers a pass for doing the same damn thing! I am sorry but it’s not okay for EA to do this and it’s not okay for anyone else to fucking do it either. Just like always you are only going to get straight talk from me, because though I may play a lot of games, FUCK AROUND ain’t one of them! Thanks for watching and I hope I was able to provide you with a little bit of entertainment as well as information on the subject. Love you guys. Stay safe. Stay awesome. Stay smart.

 
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Posted by on October 21, 2015 in Video Games

 

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